Я не буду менять линолеум, я передумал, ибо мир обречен(с) Вы — страшное говно, мон колонель, не обессудьте!(с)
My very first Halloween costume that I can remember, my mother was very excited because I was getting my first costume and she liked to hand-make things. I wanted to be a turtle. The costume was a cardboard box configured in such a way that I had to crawl on all fours. I guess bipedal turtles don’t exist. I was fucking miserable, and we didn’t even make it to the first house to go trick-or-treating because I was crying. So that sort of scarred me a little bit. It was my first negative experience.



прослезился и возжелал жамкать Мишу

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